BRITNEY MAY HAVE LOST KEVIN BUT SHE’S STILL IN LOVE WITH HEADWEAR

Ms. Spears rarely goes out without a hat on. That’s why she is the perfect candidate to be a spokesperson for the Headwear Industry. Ok, so this is far fetched, but who are we if we can’t dream? Anyone care to indulge in this fantasy with me? Stranger things have happened - did you ever think that Ms. Spears would marry an unemployed dancer and have two kids?