TAYLOR HICKS CAN’T GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT A HAT

The American Idol crooner - with the gray locks and gyrating thighs - laments about his inability to blend in with the crowd (sympathy please).

"With a hat on I can go outside, but with a hat off, there's no way. A Hat always has to be on, and I get tired of wearing hats.

Someone send this man a few good hats, please.